We weren’t even one single day into 2014 and Reddit already has the scoop of the year.
A guy with two, fully functional penises did a Reddit AMA and pretty much revealed everything.
And I mean that quite literally.
DoubleDickDude has strewn the AMA as well as his personal Twitter account with pictures that don’t leave a whole lot to the imagination.
NSWF, needless to say. 😉
While double penises certainly is nothing to laught at, some of the doctors that he has visited were of the opinion that ridicule would surely cure the condition:
Q: Have you ever had any special reaction from a doctor with this?
A: Yeah, one grabbed like five others in the building. That was the last time my mom let anyone examine me for any reason besides personal check-ups. She said “my son is not a freak show” and slapped one of them. lol
But certainly, having two dicks makes you a total bad ass, right?
Q: But you were the baddest motherfucker in the locker room, right?
A: When it first got out, yeah. But then it became a joke and guys immediately thought i was gay, because … you know I guess I CHOSE to have two cocks…
Turns out that being bi-penal doesn’t make you a bad ass, but it does make you a bisexual!
Q: What type of reaction do you get from women you are with ?
Do you tend to warn them before hand ?
A: I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol
DoubleDickDude sure seems to be having a lot of fun with his double penis situation!
According to him, his double whammy mysteriously turns perfectly straight guys bicurious.
He enjoys fisting (both giving as well as receiving) and he shoots 12 times when he cums!!!
Now if that’s nothing to be jealous at, then I don’t know what is!
Most of us single penised losers can’t hold a candle to a porn star performance like that.
But all is not lost. We might not be able to grow multiple penises before 2040, but at least we can exercise our single penis today to make it longer, thicker, harder and give it more stamina!
And before you know it… you’ll be breaking DoubleDickDude’s cum record in no time.
Lesson of the day: work with what you have and make the most of it.
I know I have!
This is how I imagine DoubleDickDude’s girlfriend.
Now that’s what I call a sticky situation!!! 😀